On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A Border Collie in a fir tree
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
2 soggy bulls
And a Border Collie in a fir tree
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
3 wet hens
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On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
4 muddy dogs
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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
5 hungry cows!
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On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
6 calves a playin'
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On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
7 goats a jumpin'
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On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
8 days of rain
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On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
9 pastures flooding
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On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
10 lambs a leapin'
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On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
11 trees a fallin'
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On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
12 horses runnin'
11 trees a fallin'
10 lambs a leapin'
9 pastures flooding
8 days of rain
7 goats a jumpin'
6 calves a playin'
5 hungry cows!
4 muddy dogs
3 wet hens
2 soggy bulls
And a Border Collie in a fir tree